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Funny wisdom quotes that will make your day
Wisdom is the invisible gift that improves our lives on planet earth.
Elders in the African system (for the most part) are respected not only for their gray hair, but more importantly for the cost and value of that gray hair. They are a symbol of experience and teachings. Basically, the older ones have seen and been through everything.
On the other hand, life is a ride that we must learn to enjoy whether it’s smooth or bumpy. Through the thick and the thin, it’s the cheerful spirit that inspires us to never give up.
Have you ever had an experience in the past that made you feel humiliated, tense, or even silly? Only to be remembered years later with uncontrollable laughter.
This article is about defeating nature. If you ever find this turbulent and confusing moment funny, why not do it now?
So there you have it, funny wisdom quotes that will delight and educate you:
1. Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone – Anthony Burgess .
2. A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple – John Florio
3. Laziness is nothing but the habit of resting before you get tired – Jules Renard.
4. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city – George Burns.
5. Blessed is he who can laugh at himself, he will never stop being amused – & unknown.
6. My Life Needs Editing – Mort Sahl .
7. Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll Never Leave It Alive – Elbert Hubbard.
8. Creditors have better memories than debtors – Ben Franklin.
9. I can’t have enough money, I have checks left – U unknown.
10. Everything is funny as long as it happens to someone else – Will Rogers.
11. Whoever drinks beer thinks beer – Washington Irving.
12. In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on – Robert Frost .
13. Whoever dies with the most toys is still dead – U unknown.
14. To succeed in life you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone – Reba McEntire.
15. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday – Don Marquis.
16. The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat – Lily Tomlin (American comedian) .
17. Cheer up! Remember, the less you have, the more there is to get – U unknown.
18. If “if” and “and” were pots and pans, there would be no work for tinker hands – Charles Kingsley.
19. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps everyone away – Cassandra Chatfield.
20. Where so many hours have been spent convincing me of my right, is there no reason to fear that I am wrong? -Jane Austen.
21. There are two types of people in the world; those who jump out of bed in the morning with a positive attitude and say, “Good morning, Lord!”
22. Martyrdom is the only way a man with no ability can become famous – George Bernard Shaw.
23. I think when life gives you lemons you should make lemonade… and try to find someone whose life gave them vodka and throw a party – Ron White.
24. To get my youth back I would do anything in the world except exercise, get up early or be respectable – Oscar Wilde.
25. We trust in God. all others pay cash – Americans (on money).
30. Blessed are the pliable, for they shall not be bent. anon.
31. If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh or they’ll kill you – Oscar Wilde.
32. A jury consists of twelve persons selected to decide who has the better lawyer. Robert Frost.
33. It’s better to swallow words than have to eat them later – Franklin D. Roosevelt.
34. Don’t talk about yourself; it will be done when you go – Wilson Mizner.
35. Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself – Eleanor Roosevelt.
